Caliban "Cal" Leandros ([info]halfed) wrote,
@ 2009-04-17 01:17:00
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Entry tags:affected up the wazoo, arrival, big brother please?, bye bye auphe family, curse day, de-aged for this, ever heard of moderation?, family day, guess who's back, i forsee problems, identity crisis?, in which there's happiness...for the day, it all started with a complaint, just wait for the aftermath, little brother is pissed!, niko, of epic proportions, wishing on a...something

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[accidental voice post]

[a yawn, a rustle, and then silence]

...what the-

[rustling again, and a door squeaking open suddenly]

Nik? NIKO.

[another door is kicked open]

Uh, Nik? You're supposed to be the genius, so any idea of what the hell's going on?


[ooc: ffff so the wish was for the auphe to have never turned up/them to have a normal life. and thus, here it is. and they've just arrived too. D= notes: cal's now only 18 and finishing school. niko's still an over-educated nerd and health nut. and the boys have been living in austin, texas for the past few years. sophia free (yes, she's still alive and kicking. drinking. whatever) ENJOY.

edit: BEDTIME!]



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[info]cal_sitter
2009-04-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
[Standing in the front room, staring at a closet full of guns and knives, wearing a bewildered expression.]

Unless you've become an arms smuggler, I haven't a clue.

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[info]halfed
2009-04-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
[Over he goes to see what big brother is talking about. And then he's staring at the weapons. ...slowly, there's a grin appearing.]

Niko. You've gotta let me play with them.

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[info]cal_sitter
2009-04-17 12:29 am UTC (link)
[Slam! The door is shut.]

Absolutely not. You'll take your foot off, and my insurance doesn't cover acts of Cal.

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[info]halfed
2009-04-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
I'm not going to point it at anyone!

[inching...a little...toward the door]

Besides, it's that or get stuck explor-

[He cuts himself off at the idea of checking out the apartment. And possibly finding more weapons. Off he runs back toward the room he'd woken up in]

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(no subject) - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:36 am UTC
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beeeedtime! <333 - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 02:23 am UTC
niiiiiiiight! <333 - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halfed, 2009-04-18 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-18 10:58 pm UTC
fffffffffffff /spams the shit out of you ps you don't fail stfu
[info]adamantined
2009-04-17 12:27 am UTC (link)
I don't think kicking things is very productive.

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i have mary's coming from all sides. IT'S LIKE A NIGHTMARE
[info]halfed
2009-04-17 12:35 am UTC (link)
It got the door open?

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YOUR HATE IS KILLING MY INTERNET
[info]adamantined
2009-04-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
So does getting up and turning the knob?

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GOOD. ...wait. no. NOT ALLOWED
[info]halfed
2009-04-17 12:44 am UTC (link)
That's too much like hard work.

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:45 am UTC
NO. NEVER. ...maybe. - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 12:55 am UTC
RIGHT NOW - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:58 am UTC
DENIED - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:08 am UTC
brb to cry - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 01:10 am UTC
have a snotty tissue for free - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:21 am UTC
wow thanks i'll cherish this forever - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 01:25 am UTC
one day, it'll be worth...a rusty bottlecap - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:32 am UTC
I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 01:36 am UTC
YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR IT TO RUST FIRST - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:54 am UTC
FIND ME A RUSTY ONE - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 01:55 am UTC
TOO MUCH LIKE HARD WORK - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 02:06 am UTC
LAZY LI IS LAZY - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 02:14 am UTC
LAZY LI IS...also going to bed now =O - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 02:20 am UTC
sleep well! - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 02:26 am UTC
*SPAMS EVERYONE*
[info]cal_sitter
2009-04-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
It works when the car won't start. Sometimes.

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*ROLLS IN SPAM....wait
[info]adamantined
2009-04-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
Sometimes being the key word, there.

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Ewwwwww. - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:40 am UTC
:( - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:41 am UTC
spamspamspamspamspam - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:44 am UTC
soooo delicious. - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:46 am UTC
mmmm, hungry - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:48 am UTC
/gives you some cheerios - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:50 am UTC
nom nom nom - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adamantined, 2009-04-17 12:58 am UTC
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[info]1inageneration
2009-04-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
You made a wish.

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[info]halfed
2009-04-17 12:35 am UTC (link)
And look, it's just come true.

Hi there.

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kaksdjak OH MY GUCKING FOD
[info]1inageneration
2009-04-17 12:39 am UTC (link)
...Hi.

Are you normally this awkward?

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WHUT D= - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 12:45 am UTC
Li you're hilarious - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:51 am UTC
IT'S CAUSE ILU - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 12:57 am UTC
ILU TOO god you crack me up 1/2 - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:01 am UTC
8D THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THE PERVINESS CAN COME OUT - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:07 am UTC
otherwise it's covered up by the emo - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:10 am UTC
sob. the emo and the complaining - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:23 am UTC
and the sentient fungi - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:25 am UTC
something needs to battle niko's healthfood invasion - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:34 am UTC
I think Cal and his cancer inducing chili cheese dogs do that just fine - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:37 am UTC
ffff they don't cause cancer! D= that's nik's tofu - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 01:57 am UTC
you're right. they cause heart attacks - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 02:10 am UTC
see. ONE MORE FOR THE FAST-FOOD ARMY - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 02:12 am UTC
YAY HEART BYPASS SURGERIES! - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 02:15 am UTC
sob. i've seen one of those before /random. also. BEDTIME - [info]halfed, 2009-04-17 02:21 am UTC
eeew <33 also GOODNIGHT LILILILI <33 sleep well :) - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halfed, 2009-04-18 10:53 pm UTC

[info]cal_sitter
2009-04-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
Don't encourage him. He's too young to know what he's doing.

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private || unhackable
[info]1inageneration
2009-04-17 12:40 am UTC (link)
At least make sure he doesn't make another one?

Also- I'm bringing Dawn over. To the dojo.

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private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:41 am UTC
private || unhackable 1/3 - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:42 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:43 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:46 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:49 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:52 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 12:55 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 12:58 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 01:01 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:35 am UTC
private || unhackable 1/2 - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 01:37 am UTC
private || unhackable 2/3 i lied - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 01:37 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 01:38 am UTC
private || unhackable 1/2 - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:39 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 01:40 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 01:44 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 02:06 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]cal_sitter, 2009-04-17 02:12 am UTC
private || unhackable - [info]1inageneration, 2009-04-17 02:14 am UTC

[info]winewomenand
2009-04-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
The answer to all of my obvious questions is just as obvious. You're idiots and you can't be trusted alone for more than six hours at a time.

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[info]halfed
2009-04-17 01:10 am UTC (link)
It's just as well I wasn't asking for your opinion.

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[info]winewomenand
2009-04-17 01:16 am UTC (link)
And you don't deserve it to begin with, Caliban, but you're still very much entitled to hearing it.

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[info]cal_sitter
2009-04-17 01:13 am UTC (link)
If you're from Social Services, I'll be making another phone call about the caliber of people they're hiring these days.

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[info]winewomenand
2009-04-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
Social Services? I have standards. You're cursed and I'm living down the hall from your bedroom, brilliance.

I'd have figured that of all people who would be aware enough not to fall for one of these curses, it would be you, Niko. Pity.

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[info]reginagloriae
2009-04-17 04:20 am UTC (link)
Huh. You don't know?

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[info]halfed
2009-04-18 10:54 pm UTC (link)
You think I would've asked if I did?

[ooc: sorry for the delay!]

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[info]reginagloriae
2009-04-19 12:35 am UTC (link)
There's a curse? Niko never explained you about curses?

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voice; SOB SUCH A BACKDATE
[info]captainshort
2009-04-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
... great.

Hey. Ignore Robin, he's an idiot.

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voice; like this one is any better D=
[info]halfed
2009-04-18 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Who's Robin?

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