[accidental voice post]
[a yawn, a rustle, and then silence]

...what the-

[rustling again, and a door squeaking open suddenly]

Nik? NIKO.

[another door is kicked open]

Uh, Nik? You're supposed to be the genius, so any idea of what the hell's going on?


[ooc: ffff so the wish was for the auphe to have never turned up/them to have a normal life. and thus, here it is. and they've just arrived too. D= notes: cal's now only 18 and finishing school. niko's still an over-educated nerd and health nut. and the boys have been living in austin, texas for the past few years. sophia free (yes, she's still alive and kicking. drinking. whatever) ENJOY.

edit: BEDTIME!]

[voice post]
[a rush of air that starts and stops suddenly; a gate opening]

What the fuck?

[a growl. yes really. and another attempt at opening a gate]

Shit.

[all goes silent for a while, before there's an almost silent laugh]

Well, it looks like school's out. Always good to know. And me without anywhere to go.

[sniff sniff]

Interesting.

[ooc: ( [tl;dr below] ) Also. Assume PB is nearer his thirties? /too lazy to icon hunt]

I need something to do.

So they had to go with the straw kind instead of the cash-filled corpses then. Suppose it makes sense in a place where dollars mean fuck all.

Hey, Nik. Heading out. Be back later.

[ooc: ALKDJSFA BRB. My turn to do dishes/cook dinner. u__u]

Okay, so what the fuck is it?

Yeah yeah, I get the whole daemon shit. But what is that meant to be?

...

Cyrano? If you were taking in strays again, I've got some news.


[ooc: That'd be a Quoll, if you were wondering. Warning! Last link is kinda gory.]

Fine. Traded. Done with.

Happy now, Nik?

[And into the apartment he goes]


[ooc: And thus Cal's traded his way into the mirror world. >__> 'cause obviously, that's the smart thing to do.]

What the fuck is up with this city? Actually, don't answer that. I don't care anymore.

They're getting out of here, no matter what it takes.


( Private to George//Hackable )


( Private to Delilah//Hackable )


[ooc: So that's...Niko, Rose, and two others so far, yes?]

[Private to Rose//Hackable]

I need to-

We should-

Are you off counting everything in sight today?

IT WASN'T ME!

Nik. If this is you trying to get me in trouble, I'm kicking your ass. Mom's going to flip!

...

Hey, Rob- uncle? Could you help me out with this?


[ooc: B-because I'm still not sure who is taking what role and I have to head to bed before I die, have at it guys. Family Day is a go still?]

Is it possible to have two first times? I really can't work out which was really first. Charm back home, or Rose here.

I was here for six months before I...him...we ended up having sex with Rose. The one good thing that came out of that whole curse day. There was blood, then a shower, and then she was there. I couldn't get enough of her. The sight, her scent, her taste. Shit, I remember every single bit of it.

But then I went home. Six months again, and then there was Charm. The best choice out of the lot of them. It was definitely better than taking a dip into the lake in Central Park. All I can remember is singing, soft skin and the smell of fresh clover.

And then there was Delilah. She's hot, she's strong, and she isn't about to get herself killed over me. She pretty much ordered it. In the middle of Columbia Presbyterian, on the hunt for Sawney's home, and she flat out demanded sex. The revenant feasting on one of the students kind of put a dampener on things though. Once we went back to her den though. Shit. She was about as opposite of Charm as you could get.

Why the fuck am I even talking about-

Shit!

[COMPUTER SMASH!]

[ooc: Sooo, if you want to bug the guy, it'll probably have to be in person. ... Though he'll be locked inside. Not.Going.Out.Again.EVER!

EDIT: TCLS CREW, QUESTION! (Un-Flocked now ^^;;)]

So, Arion? You're not moping about Sunday, are you? They'll all be back by now anyway. Except maybe the few who're still in pieces.

Hey, Nik. Thanks for helping clean up the mess.

Rose? Just blame the curse.

[ooc: Ohoh yes, VERY much cursed. Though I couldn't go as far as sparkles and things XD;; Considering emo!boy spent the Sunday doing two things he'd never go near otherwise, I really had to affect him with this one before the aftermath kicks in. 8D]

Let me guess. Another fucking curse day, right?

[Viewable to TCLS-crew]

... Nik?

Are you- Did something-

My room stinks of blood.

...why does the apartment smell?


[ooc: And strikes=viewable by Niko only~]

Well well well. Look at what we have here. An entire world and not a single one of them around.

And here I was, worried I might get bored.

Do as you're told and keep the merchandise safe. I wonder if this was part of their plans. No? Oh well~ I guess they'll just have to deal with it.

Sorry, big brother. I'd love to stay and shoot the breeze, but I've got places to go, worlds to destroy. Busy, busy, busy~


[ooc: Aaand Cal's back to being darkling!Cal again. 8D Still going to have some NPC slaughtering later between him and his future BFF, yes? Shh, I didn't rip off the last line from the book. NEVER!

EDIT: I may be a little slow for the next hour or so. Time to do the dishes. T__T Done]

These fucking things burn well.

Even if they keep turning back up again.

[ooc: Links are viewable, I guess? Placeholder again, per Alec's post]

[Filtered from Niko, Robin, Kurama, and House]

So Cyrano's back, injured, and acting like an idiot.

That doctor guy is a complete ass.

And Loman is selling his friends.

Thanks a lot, City. This is just what we needed.

Anyone else want to add to the list?

[Accidental Voice Post]

[The sound of a television blearing away; gunfire, explosions and the like]

Isn't this the bit where they bury him alive?

[Tires screeching to a halt, and the mumble of voices from the screen]

No, no. This is where he gives up his friends to get away safely. Yeah, and then they kill the others, so he kills himself.

[A cat mews, followed by the sound of another joining it. There's a shift as he tries to push the cats off of him]

Will you two just get lost. It's getting to the bit where she wakes up.

[The two cats pounce away; knowing better than to stick around right then]

[Transmission Cuts]


[ooc: Cal's currently oblivious to the curse; sitting at home, munching on sweets and watching a film. Thanks to the sweets, the film is being scewered a little in his head 8D

Current secrets used are [Henry-Claustrophobia] [Robin-Fake] [Arion-Mortality] [Rose-Sleep])

Jesus Cyrano, what the fuck was that about?




[ooc: Niko switched with Naruto. ^^;;]

I'm not in the fucking mood for this.

( Youtube video below cut~ )

...at least I've got legs.

[ooc: Baaack~ And thanks to a certain gift that was brought back out in my house, Cal's now been turned into a 'Tickle Me Elmo' Yes, poke his belly, foot or chin and he'll start the routine. >D I was going to go with Tickle Me Emo, but...yeah.]

[Voice Post]

Shit.

Nik? It's...she's here. She...she shouldn't be-

I'm not staying in this fucking apartment.

...

You should've stayed dead. Just leave me the fuck alone!

[ooc: 8D There's nothing like mindfucking your characters before breakfast~! Cal is seeing his mama, so handle with care? for your own safety

Edit: Now for a 5 hour drive home. Back later. Possibly? Home!]

It isn't because I don't feel anything for her. Actually, it's the complete opposite. And that's why I have to keep my distance, no matter what. At least until we know things are for certain. It's safer this way.

[ooc: Probably makes no sense if you've not read the books. =/ Why yes, he'll be off hiding after this for a looong time. >__>;;]

Hey, Cyrano? Thanks for not giving up on me yet.

Robin. Thanks for sticking around, even after all the shit we put you through.

And thanks for not running, George.

Holly, thanks for always trying to help.

And Kurama, thanks for the proof.

...

And thanks a lot, city, for making me sound like a fucking idiot.

I'm going back to bed.

Jack and Jill went under a bridge, trying to find some answers.

Jack was killed... [he dumps the mud-covered body of a certain Puck in the middle of the square, smirking down at his lifeless face.]

Blood was spilled... [he looks down at his own clothes, disgusted at the sight of them]

...and Jill was abandoned there after.


[ooc: Sooo, this is a double-whammy. What happens if 'Robin was killed after he was used as a distraction against Abbagor' and if 'Cal wasn't able to come back from being darkling!Cal'. Be warned, he's a bastard. >=D Enjoy~]

Back the hell off!

That's the only fucking warning you're getting.

If one more person mentions her again-


[ooc: And I changed my mind. ^^;; Abuse away~]

Hop-along. I hope you enjoyed your present.

Happy Halloween.

And if you're planning to kick my ass for it, you might want to hurry up. I'm not sticking around all night, waiting for you to hobble over.


[ooc: So...I'm assuming that between them, Robin and Cal found a way to attach them to Niko? Okay, so probably more that Robin thought up a way and left Cal to take the blame? D=]

There's more of them here. They're everywhere.

Red. Red eyes.

Not again! You're not-

...Niko?


[ooc: Eheh ^^;; Cue even more Auphe paranoia. Like he didn't have it already. Uh, he's armed, so tread carefully? EDIT: Okay, so now he's unconcious, thanks to big brother~]

( Private//Easily Hackable )

...

Niko, I'm going out.


[ooc: It's out of love, I swear! D= He's found a good chunk of the cannon fodder NPC from the Saw curse~ Eheh ^^;;]

[Voice Post]

-you have one hour to decide.

[something heavy and plastic crashes into the wall, before the sound of heavy breathing fills the room]

I'm not a fucking monster.

[a bang as his fists hit into a metallic door]

...shit.


[ooc: B-because he gets off too easily? D= He's stuck in an empty room with one locked door, which will only open when a certain weight is placed into a certain metal cage. Now the choice between the unconcious cellmate, himself, or letting the whole room go up in flames. Fun stuff~]

Hey, Lom- Goodfellow?

...do you blame me her us for what happened to Hob?


[ooc: D= I'm sorry in advance? I couldn't think of anything else for him.]